Saturday, October 29, 2005
Saw this on RunRyder.com
incredibly funny!! LOLOL
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First Halloween Joke of the Month
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that thevery handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him whyhe is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don'twant to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I amand have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see andhear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say orask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single
and#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make ahooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driverstarts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm marriedand I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to aHalloween party."
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LOL..very funny right?
helirulz
